...or perhaps, such a creature is your boyfriend.

Swear fealty to the Order of Balor or be a gentle soul wearing your bad boyfriend's clothes with this comfy hoodie! Made of 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester; it is both environmentally friendly and soft to the touch. Warm enough to keep you cozy on those chilly mornings by the sea, and perfect for lounging around in your luxury castle suite.

Unisex, because it's for everybody; be thee beauty or beast.